Please do not leave your cell phones on the toliet paper holder in public restrooms because not everybody is going to be as nice as me and call the people in your address book to find someone to pick up the phone
Yeah I just had this discussion with Craig.. we agreed that as soon as a person enters an airport he/she turns slightly psychotic and severely stressed out
Seriously......just thinking about the amount of dumb people in one structure is scary. Like what is up with someone putting keys in their checked luggage??? Good grief.
Honestly though, it just seems like everyone in an airport is on stress overdrive.. Gatwick was insane
And what's up with the one piece of carryon luggage rule now? Including a purse! This security guy actually made me get out of a LONG ARSE line I had been waiting in because I had a backpack
and a small purse and he said only one carryon allowed!
Karma- could you have put the purse in the backpack?
When I came into Gatwick I liked it- much better than Heathrow. But that was three years ago. My mom was flying into Heathrow from Paris the day they foiled the terrorist plot this past August-
so imagine the crap she had to go through
Omg Jess, that was the whole issue, I said I would just stuff the purse into my backpack and he said NO.. can you believe that sh*t? It was insane and it started a huge ordeal in line.. he made
me get out of line twice and refused to let me take anything from the purse to put in the backpack even though there was space! He said it was against the rules to fit one bag into another..
long story but it was H O R R I B L E
I'm a cell phone talker sometimes when I'm tinklin' and I'll say..'hold
on'......go over to the sink, wash my hands....... 'hang on......almost done'.....'don't hang up'.....
Actually the lady that gave me the patdown was pretty but I jokingly said to her she should at least by me lunch first. She just gave me a look and checked out my shoes
Haha Jess lucky you This butch biznitch made me take off my coat in front of everyone and gave
me a SERIOUS.. patdown.. as in she went places she should NOT have gone and there were three guys in back of me watching and loving it. Man I was so p*ssed
hahahahahahaahaha karma got manheandled by a buutch dykke hahahha thats hilarious! She got her kinky sex jollies out of karma that day and went home all happy LOL
Jess, you're a doll and a great example of how everyone *should* behave. It was incredibly kind of you to do that, and you deserve so much more than words and hugs for your considerate actions.
HAHAHAH Myop and Yayi you both suck big hairy cajones!!!!!!!!!!! I was seriously p*ssed off she
totally violated me And the guys were just standing
there loving it WTH!!!!!!!!! That should be illegal
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Post a CommentGross, you think they were on the phone while they peed?
Peed or worse.. and you touched the phone nya nya
Joking joking.. hahahah
ewwwwww I didnt even think of that. Im going to go wash my hands again
Wash them with bleach hahahahahahah
You guys--shes did something real nice, dont make her germaphobic!!
That was real nice of you, Jess. Im sure the person appreciated it.
You guys--she did something real nice, dont make her germaphobic!!
That was real nice of you, Jess. Im sure the person appreciated it.
hahahaha thanks crisp. I know they are joking. The girl is just lucky that I had to pee soooo bad. Cause usually Ill just wait until I go home
I hear people taking a pee and talking on the phone all the time in public restrooms
Ewwwww that's so gross Jenna!
I've never noticed anyone doing that that before...
I don't know what it is about people being in airports....
Yeah I just had this discussion with Craig.. we agreed that as soon as a person enters an airport he/she turns slightly psychotic and severely stressed out
Maybe it's different for staff hahahahaha
Seriously......just thinking about the amount of dumb people in one structure is scary. Like what is up with someone putting keys in their checked luggage???
Good grief.
Honestly though, it just seems like everyone in an airport is on stress overdrive.. Gatwick was insane
And what's up with the one piece of carryon luggage rule now? Including a purse! This security guy actually made me get out of a LONG ARSE line I had been waiting in because I had a backpack
and a small purse and he said only one carryon allowed!
Aww jess ur a sweetie
Karma- could you have put the purse in the backpack?
When I came into Gatwick I liked it- much better than Heathrow. But that was three years ago. My mom was flying into Heathrow from Paris the day they foiled the terrorist plot this past August- so imagine the crap she had to go through
Omg Jess, that was the whole issue, I said I would just stuff the purse into my backpack and he said NO.. can you believe that sh*t? It was insane and it started a huge ordeal in line.. he made me get out of line twice and refused to let me take anything from the purse to put in the backpack even though there was space! He said it was against the rules to fit one bag into another.. long story but it was H O R R I B L E
When I was leaving London three years go they did a pat down on me before I boarded the plane. I had never had one before and it was really weird.
I hate luggage rules- specially the one that if your luggage is even one pound over 50lbs they charge you something like $50-$75 for it
TSA can ruin anyone's day
I think that is the worst
thing about flying
I was at Target last nite and tried calling husband from the bathroom..
Ive been lucky thus far.. god bless lets hope it stays that way. Never have had an issue
Oh yeah I got a horrible butch patdown in Amsterdam that really p*ssed me off
Actually the lady that gave me the patdown was pretty but I jokingly said to her she should at least by me lunch first. She just gave me a look
and checked out my shoes
:roftl: Jess*
Haha Jess lucky you
This butch biznitch made me take off my coat in front of everyone and gave
me a SERIOUS.. patdown.. as in she went places she should NOT have gone 
and there were three guys in back of me watching and loving it. Man I was so p*ssed 
hahahahahaa Karma got manhandled hahahah i would pay to see that and crack the hell up at you hahaahhahaaha.
Man you were suspicious and some butch dyke got her kinky sex jolies out of you that day hahaahahahahahahahahahaaaa
hahahahahahaahaha karma got manheandled by a buutch dykke hahahha thats hilarious! She got her kinky sex jollies out of karma that day and went home all happy LOL
Jess, you're an absolute doll and you deserve big, warm, non-germy hugs for your kindness.
I'd never take my cell into the stall, but I'd be just the sort of dork to leave it laying out somewhere and then forget it.
You're my hero-of-all-sweetness!
Grrrr. . .I got flagged (and my post was totally nice).
Jess, you're a doll and a great example of how everyone *should* behave. It was incredibly kind of you to do that, and you deserve so much more than words and hugs for your considerate actions.
You are my hero-of-kindness!
That was nice of you, Jess!!
HAHAHAH Myop and Yayi you both suck big hairy cajones!!!!!!!!!!!
I was seriously p*ssed off she
totally violated me 
And the guys were just standing
there loving it WTH!!!!!!!!! That should be illegal 
Why did you c atch her eye karma? where you wearing a turbin? hahahahaaha
A Turbin HAHAHAHAHAHAH omg
Baaaaaaaaaaad!!! 
I was wearing a tight red shirt and the butch probably liked it god dammit
LOL Karma was showing Boobage hahahahaahaha, I would feel awefull too karma
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